IM PEEING
i tried to scroll past this but
Bruh
Never not funny
DAFUQQQ
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Apr 20
Apr 16
The Avengers Makeup Tutorial Series: Thor
SWEET JESUS.
Ok so that cheered me up like whoa.
How is she so flawless.
Okay this is the legit best makeup tutorial in the entire world.
(via omgphantastic)
Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year?
Because I do.
(via omgphantastic)
Apr 15
Boston - Vampire Weekend
Apr 14
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(Source: tictacstastegood, via danyelleannabellee)
Apr 12
Apr 03
Are we dating? Are we fucking?
Are we best friends?
Are we something… in between that?
I wish we never fucked, and I mean that.
(via fuck-wimme)
Apr 01
(Source: cxzmt, via xoxomarika)
Mar 28
Mar 23
Omfg words just can’t explain how great this is
these japanese girls just shat on every dancers’ life
Oh shiiiiiiiiiii
Damn<3
(via michelleehere)
Mar 20
I don’t even want to be alive right now
Mar 19
“
Do not fall in love
With people like me.
people like me
will love you so hard
that you turn into stone
into a statue where people
come to marvel at how long
it must have taken to carve
that faraway look into your eyes
Do not fall in love with people like me
we will take you to
museums and parks
and monuments
and kiss you in every beautiful
place so that you can
never go back to them
without tasting us
like blood in your mouth
Do not come any closer.
people like me
are bombs
when our time is up
we will splatter loss
all over your walls
in angry colors
that make you wish
your doorway never
learned our name
do not fall in love
with people like me.
with the lonely ones
we will forget our own names
if it means learning yours
we will make you think
hurricanes are gentle
that pain is a gift
you will get lost
in the desperation
in the longing for something
that is always reaching
but never able to hold
do not fall in love
with people like me.
we will destroy your
apartment
we will throw apologies at you
that shatter on the floor
and cut your feet
we will never learn
how to be soft
we will leave.
we always do.
Mar 17
My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
(Source: prompet)
